Friday, July 3, 2009

Top 50 Reasons Why It’s Great To Be a Guy


It’s not always easy being a guy in this cold, cruel world. But just in case you are getting close to the end of your rope from burning the midnight oil at both ends, burning rubber in the hour glass of your life, here is a little pick me up.


Here are the top 50 reasons it’s great to be a guy.

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
3. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
4. You don’t have to monitor your friend’s sex lives.
5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
6. You can open all your own jars.
7. Dry cleaners and haircutter’s don’t rob you blind.
8. When clicking through the channel, you don’t have to stall on every shot of someone crying.
9. Guys in hockey masks don’t attack you.
10. You don’t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.
11. Your last name stays put.
12. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.
13. You can kill your own food.
14. The garage is all yours.
15. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
16. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
17. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
18. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
19. You can write your name in the snow quite a bit faster and more legibly.
20. Chocolate is just another snack.
21. Flowers fix everything.
22. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
23. Three pair of shoes is more than enough.
24. Foreplay is optional.
25. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.
26. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
27. You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.
28. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
29. You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.
30. You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking “He must be mad at me”.
31. The world is your urinal.
32. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.
33. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing.
34. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.
35. You don’t have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.
36. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
37. If you retain water, it’s in a water bottle.
38. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them.
39. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift or food.
40. Bachelor parties kick ass over bridal showers.
41. If you don’t call your buddy when you say you will, he won’t tell you friends you’ve changed.
42. All your orgasms are real.
43. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
44. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you’re not in the mood.
45. If something mechanical didn’t work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.
46. Adult movies are designed with your brain in mind.
47. You don’t have to remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.
48. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.
49. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So…notice anything different?”
50. There is always a game on somewhere.

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2 comments:

Wilmaryad O. on July 3, 2009 at 12:09 PM said...

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Gray on September 1, 2009 at 8:54 PM said...

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